McCanns' new book: "It's truthful, truthful, very very truthful: it's very truthful"
Tony Bennett Yesterday at 11:55 pmDr Kate McCann has said that the McCanns' new book will not be merely truthful, but 'very truthful'.
As a mark of their determination to answer all of The Madeleine Foundation's 163 questions, and many more, the McCanns, their advisers, Transworld and 'The Sun' have combined to release, as an early promo for the book, this re-working of the 1982 'Kelloggs Bran Flakes' adverts.
Here, to begin with, is a reminder of some of the old lyrics, followed by the new ones.
The tune? For anyone who can't remember, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0M9YwYmp4
ORIGINAL LYRICS
I recommend the porridge - the Halibut is nice”,
You can say - without any reply!
But show ’em Kellogg’s Bran Flakes!
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
“Would you care for yoghurt? The green figs are nice -
The continental breakfast ain’t bad”,
But show ’em Kellogg’s Bran Flakes!
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
What about the weather?
Is it going to rain?
You can ask without any reply,
But ask about the Bran Flakes -
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
How d’you like your eggs done?
Can you see the milkman?
Do you know you’ve got a wasp in your ear?
But ask about the Bran Flakes -
That’s a different matter - one thing you’ll hear:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
NEW LYRICS
Entered with a jemmy, walked in through the patio
Lots of contradictions - that’s no lie
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”.
Millions in the Trust Fund, paid for conman Halligen
Wayne said tipsy gipsies were to blame
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter - here’s the refrain:
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”.
Did you know Rob Murat – Will not comment on that
Keep these things right under my hat
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter – that’s where it’s at:
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”.
Eddie and Keela’s noses – spoilt our crafted poses
Had us nearly paralysed with fear
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter - one thing you’ll hear
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”
As a mark of their determination to answer all of The Madeleine Foundation's 163 questions, and many more, the McCanns, their advisers, Transworld and 'The Sun' have combined to release, as an early promo for the book, this re-working of the 1982 'Kelloggs Bran Flakes' adverts.
Here, to begin with, is a reminder of some of the old lyrics, followed by the new ones.
The tune? For anyone who can't remember, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0M9YwYmp4
ORIGINAL LYRICS
I recommend the porridge - the Halibut is nice”,
You can say - without any reply!
But show ’em Kellogg’s Bran Flakes!
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
“Would you care for yoghurt? The green figs are nice -
The continental breakfast ain’t bad”,
But show ’em Kellogg’s Bran Flakes!
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
What about the weather?
Is it going to rain?
You can ask without any reply,
But ask about the Bran Flakes -
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
How d’you like your eggs done?
Can you see the milkman?
Do you know you’ve got a wasp in your ear?
But ask about the Bran Flakes -
That’s a different matter - one thing you’ll hear:
“They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”
NEW LYRICS
Entered with a jemmy, walked in through the patio
Lots of contradictions - that’s no lie
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter - they’ll all reply:
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”.
Millions in the Trust Fund, paid for conman Halligen
Wayne said tipsy gipsies were to blame
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter - here’s the refrain:
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”.
Did you know Rob Murat – Will not comment on that
Keep these things right under my hat
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter – that’s where it’s at:
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”.
Eddie and Keela’s noses – spoilt our crafted poses
Had us nearly paralysed with fear
But ask about the new book
That’s a different matter - one thing you’ll hear
“It’s truthful, truthful , very very truthful, it’s very truthful”
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